Sunday, June 17, 2007

Fatherly Words of Wisdom

"My old pappy always used to say, 'there is no more deeply moving religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater.'"
"I never said that once. You've been misquoting me all your life."
"What, we're gonna quibble over fine points?"
"You never even get close. I'm sick of it!"
"Well, I figured the things you say were always so damn dumb I had to improve on 'em. That's all."

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, EVERYONE!